i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
