please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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