Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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