She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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