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(702): View more from Nevada

I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha

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(916): View more from California

He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants

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(703): View more from Virginia

He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job

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(203): View more from Connecticut

And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?

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(217): View more from Illinois

3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I came home braless and wearing a tail....

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(801): View more from Utah

She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...

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