Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she smelled like a LAN party
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son