I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
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We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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