marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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