I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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