I am puke
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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