Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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