I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Vodka?
Forever.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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