dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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