in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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