After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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