My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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