I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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