just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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