jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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