one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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