I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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