I'm really into asian looking animals
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
