i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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