Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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