Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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