garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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