dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Randomize
