Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
