I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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