when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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