So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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