In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
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Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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