dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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