I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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