Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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