Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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