i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Randomize
