Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
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Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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