i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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