what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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