"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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