Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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