I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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