Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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