i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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