i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Randomize
