I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Randomize
