oh god the rape fog is back!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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