We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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