Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
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Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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