last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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