you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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