fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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