Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Dick very happy bro
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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