whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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