HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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