I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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