For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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