I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
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I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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