Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Dicks are not precious.
do nipples grow back?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
